Rob Tornoe's caption contest winner

Rob Tornoe's caption contest has a winner this week. But first, your runner-ups:

"All you have to do is blame yourself every week and you be good for 14 years."

— djw26

"I ran an option offense. The options were short pass, long pass and screen pass."

— mkat33

"So this is the combine? I never knew you were allowed to evaluate players before the draft."

— PhillyguyinVA

And your winner, Rick4444: