Phillies caption contest results

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon.

The winner, courtesy of rudymezzy.

Now, it's time to find out who came on top. Here are the runner-ups:"

"One way ticket to Clearwater?" — cbobisc

"I'm sorry, but we can't force Ruben Amaro onto a plane leaving town." – RubenRye

"No, trips to the DL are not covered under any frequent flier program...sorry." — csdrew