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DOESN'T the editorial board of the Daily News have anything better to opine about than Kimberly-Clarke's new automated toilet-paper dispenser? I hope these machines are installed, and if I don't get an adequate amount of toilet tissue, I'll use the Daily News editorial section. Perhaps you'll help solve this "crime against our humanity" by putting newspaper boxes in the stalls to compensate for anyone shortchanged by the dispenser.

DOESN'T the editorial board of the

Daily News

have anything better to opine about than Kimberly-Clarke's new automated toilet-paper dispenser?

I hope these machines are installed, and if I don't get an adequate amount of toilet tissue, I'll use the Daily News editorial section. Perhaps you'll help solve this "crime against our humanity" by putting newspaper boxes in the stalls to compensate for anyone shortchanged by the dispenser.

Bryan Flannery, Roxborough