Oral sex: Once bitten, twice shy
Steve and Mia also take on the daddy issue.
Q: I got bit during oral sex. Even after I pulled away and complained, he did it again. Things didn't go any farther than that. I never heard from him again. What would make him do that?
Steve: Maybe he was hungry for your love.
Mia: He's an idiot who doesn't know anything about all of the nerve endings down there and how sensitive things are. Don't let him get close enough to get a nibble in again.
Q: My boyfriend calls himself "daddy" and me "mama" when we're in bed. He says things like, "Does mama like it when daddy -----?" At first I didn't say anything, but I had to speak up after he asked me to call him "daddy." I'd leave him but he's good to me, unlike the jerks I usually deal with.
Mia: If it makes you feel weird, don't do it. I get the feeling you're trying to settle for this old dude but your heart isn't really in it. Listen to your heart and keep your options open.
Steve: This is a violation of rule No. 17 of Steve and Mia's Rules for Romance: "Never make love with someone who refers to himself in the third person."