Drunk girl accidentally steals cat and posts ‘found’ ad on Craigslist

One night, a woman from Chico, California went out for a night of drinking with her friends. After hours of partying, she stumbled home and came across what she thought was a stray cat. In her inebriated state, she decided it was best to take the cat home.

The next morning, she awoke from her sobering slumber and realized that the cat had a collar and didn't seem to be a stray at all. She turned to Craigslist to report' the stolen cat in a hilarious, apologetic way:

If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing. It was not until this morning when I was haphazardly going for a glass of water that I remembered I took the cat and noticed that he a collar.

Django is a very frisky black cat, he also has very sleepy eyes and appears to be stoned although I don't think he is. If Django belongs to you I would like to give him back, I have been feeding him cheese all morning and I really don't want him to sh*t all over my apartment. So please feel free to get back to me and get your cat back. Thanks! And sorry for stealing him (on accident).

BuzzFeed posted the story on Wednesday and the original poster emailed the website to let them know that Django was successfully returned to their owner.