Horoscopes: May 28, 2016

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Life is like a reality cooking show. At some point, the timer rings, and every chef has to throw up hands, and back away from his or her creation. Keep smiling. Your attitude is part of the presentation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The predicament is that you have more than you need, but it's not necessarily what you want. A trade or fortuitous sale will rock your world.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). To arrive at the next port together, someone has to be steering the boat at all times. It doesn't have to be the same person. Switch off, consciously and carefully.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your secret may be small and dull, but no one will know that as long as you keep it to yourself. Be elusive, pretend you have something juicy. They don't care what the mystery is, just that there is one.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If your life were a physical space, you would want to fill it with something gorgeous or nothing at all. Strongly consider the latter now. Voids can be peaceful.

Wide-open skies stretch like promises.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The struggles you've experienced in life are what allow you to have such compassion for those who are going through a hard time. Your willingness to listen without judgement is a rare gift.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You'll be fascinating to one person, funny to another, and adorably vulnerable to the next. How you're received is out of your control. Give what you give and see what happens.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Those who hear "yes" too often don't know what to do with the word "no." Some take it hard; others won't accept it and will act as if it was never uttered. Stay firm in your answer, whatever it may be.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Protecting your joy is just as important as safeguarding your health and well-being. If something is getting in the way of your fun, deal with it swiftly.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You'll build excellent rapport with someone as you display accepted behaviors and a relatable sense of internal structure.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The danger has passed, the awkwardness is over, and everyone can breathe easy before getting back to what they were doing before the disruption.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Three will be the magic number that brings luck to you today - the ideal number of meals to eat and items for your to-do list, and it will be the perfect head count for your dinner reservations.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (May 28). You will go into this year with the sense that everything is linked in purpose. Your hope and optimism will attract people to you - truly affectionate and helpful souls who are committed to seeing you shine. August brings a big sale. The win goes to you in October. Pisces and Leo adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 3, 16, 38, 45, and 10.