Sideshow: Bird booster from way back
We at "SideShow" love, love, wuvvvv the Internets! They supply us with lovely fun for moments at a time. Guess who's the new viral hero of the Web! If you answered Mr. Rogers, you . . . read ahead! Fred McFeely Rogers, whose show Mr. Rogers' Nei
We at "SideShow" love, love,
wuvvvv
the Internets! They supply us with lovely fun for moments at a time. Guess who's the new viral hero of the Web! If you answered
Mr. Rogers
, you . . . read ahead!
Fred McFeely Rogers
, whose show
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
went from 1968 to 2001 and whose life went from 1928 to 2003, is now a viral bomb, yo. Back in May 1969, he appeared before the U.S. Senate to defend PBS;
President
Richard M. Nixon
wanted to cut its $20 million grant in half. Wow: 1969 was the first year of
Sesame Street
. Somebody found the tape, and now it's everyplace. Recall that
Mitt Romney
, in mid-scathe of
President Obama
in the first prez debate, said he'd stop funding PBS. He said he liked
Big Bird
, but not enough to keep subsidizing the Birdster. BB became a big-time Twitter trend! Even appeared on
Saturday Night Live
's Weekend Update Saturday, in which Bird reported getting "a million tweets!" Just goes to show: Big Bird has always been a controversial figure on Capitol Hill.
Esquire, world flop for Mila Kunis
The November Esquire is out, and it, correctly, names big-eyed
Mila Kunis
as the World's Sexiest Woman. Girl's on a roll, and we don't mean bagel. She's now dating serial photographer
Ashton Kutcher
, she's on covers everywhere, and there's also a brushfire rumor she'll be picked to star in
Fifty Shades of Grey
. The last three Esquire most sexiest lady-types before her, also correctly:
Rihanna
,
Minka Kelly
, and
Kate Beckinsale
. Shiver in the deliciousness!!
CNN starts new docu-flick joint
Interesting. CNN has started a new documentary filmmaking unit, for show on both TV and in theaters. The first film,
Girl Rising
, will have voiceovers by
Meryl Streep
,
Anne Hathaway
,
Kerry Washington
, and
Selena Gomez
.
Richard Robbins
, who made the wartime doc
Operation Homecoming
, directs. It premieres next spring.
Music news from over and under
This very cool website, Small Demons, tracks everything mentioned in books. They've only just-just-just started, only "several thousand" books so far out of the millions. Still. What, you ask, is the most oft-mentioned tune? "Hey Jude," by some outfit called the
Beatles
. The following nine, announced over the weekend: (2) "Heartbreak Hotel," by
Elvis Presley
; (3) "Stairway to Heaven," by
Led Zeppelin
; (4) "We Are the World," by
USA for Africa
; (5) "Dancing Queen," by
Abba
; (6) "Blue Suede Shoes," by
Carl Perkins
; (7) "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds," by the
Beatles
; (8) "Eleanor Rigby," by, um, wait, we had it here a minute ago . . . (9) "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by
Nirvana
; (10) "Bohemian Rhapsody," by
Queen
; and we had to mention (11) "The Macarena," by
Los Del Rio
. Wow. It's a dang WMGK playlist! Heavily skewed to over-45 white Western males. Most mentioned musician: Elvis!!! He's followed by such as
Mozart
,
Beethoven
,
Bach
,
Frank Sinatra
,
Bob Dylan
,
Madonna
,
Michael Jackson
, and
John Lennon
.
Speaking of Beatles stuff, last week was the 50th anniversary of the release of their first single, the execrable "Love Me Do." So EMI put out this commemorative 7-inch vinyl single. Hahahaha, they messed up, though. See, the youthful Fabs made two versions in 1962, the first with session drummer Andy White (because producer George Martin thought Ringo Starr stank) and a second one with our Ringo. The new single was supposed to be Ringo's version, but, hahahaha, the Andy version went out. It's easy to see, or hear, why: Frankly, they're all but identical. EMI has recalled it, and probably it'll release nothing.
An anguished appeal from 'SideShow'
It's none of our business. Adults making decisions for themselves. Lord knows, we have no standing. Play no role. Still, we say:
Don't do it,
Hulk Hogan
!
For the love of Mike, please do
not
accept this "open checkbook" offer from Sex.com to buy the rights to that porn tape of yours. Please, Hulk, no. Yes, we know, the diddly-vid was leaked on Gawker, and now, well, ugh, there's a
market
. We hear your costar is
Heather Clem
, wife of your best buddy,
DJ Bubba the Love Sponge
. And, no matter what the arrangement, that is just icky!! Please, Hulk, just say no.
And now we interrupt ourselves . . .
Maria Shriver
was seen leaving a Brentwood, Calif., greasy spoon - and she had her wedding ring on!!! Does this mean she's having
Arnold Schwarzenegger
back? No. But it's fun to ask. . . .
Madonna
survivor and incredibly fertile person
Guy Ritchie
is engaged to his gf
Jacqui Ainsley
. They have a son together and are expecting their second child, and he had two with Madge. . . . After an intense bidding war,
Lena Dunham
, creator/star of HBO's
Girls
, has inked a deal with Random House for an essay collection. She's getting paid . . .
whatwhatwhat?
. . . $3.5 million!! . . . Former Philadelphia Eagles fan-blogger
Kendra Wilkinson
's 2-year-old son,
Hank Baskett IV
, lost consciousness at the Wilkinson/Baskett manse in L.A. Cops came, HB4 went to the hospital, just kid overheating, he's fine. . . .
Jack Osbourne
married
Lisa Stelly
on Sunday on the Big Island out in Hawaii.
. . .
Katy Perry
and
John Mayer
hooked up in June, took a break in August, reassembled in September, and now have jettisoned each other, according to RadarOnline. . . . It's cool that
Jay-Z
, gigging all week at the resplendent new Barclays Center in his native Brooklyn, took the R subway to his final show Saturday night. We are forced to note that, as she did
not
do at Philly's Made in America fest,
Beyoncé
showed up to shake it onstage with J in Brooklyn. . . . If you haven't seen the tape of
Richard Belzer
's recent interview on the N.Y.C. local Fox channel, in which he gave the Nazi salute and otherwise insulted his hosts at Fox, well, it's a breathtaker. . . . "SideShow" favorite
Amber Tamblyn
, 29, has for some reason married crazy lunatic mess-head
David Cross
, 48. They had quite the wedding, with indie-rock trio
Yo La Tengo
providing the dance moozik, and
Ahmir ?uestlove Thompson
of the
Roots
as DJ. . . . Weather guy
Sam Champion
of ABC's
Good Morning America
has announced his engagement to photographer and fellow male
Rubem Robierb
. . . .
Danny DeVito
and
Rhea Perlman
, married since 1982, have announced they are separating. Sad. . . . In what's becoming a true entertainment trend,
Lady Gaga
, laboring under the flu, shouted Ralph/made the rainbow smile/barfed three times in rapid succession onstage in Barcelona Saturday. She joins
Justin Bieber
, who, as so often, set the trend last week. . . . Not to be outdisastered,
Madonna
bonked and bloodied her head with a wayward guitar during her show in San Francisco.