Sideshow: Drew Barrymore holds sonogram

Gossip guzzlers are going stark raving nuts over a TMZ photo that shows America's sweetie, Drew Barrymore, 37 Wednesday, outside a physician's office holding a sonogram photo print. This must mean she and fiancé Will Kopelman are expecting their first baby! Heck, it could also mean Drew had a friend's photo! Perhaps she wanted to mess with TMZ and asked some random patient, "Ma'am, may I borrow your sonogram?"

The Fairview Cemetery in Westfield, N.J., where Whitney Houston was laid to rest on Sunday, closed its gates to the public Monday following an onrush of fans who clogged its tiny lanes with more than 100 cars.

"It's a private property, and it's up to them to make that decision," Westfield Police Capt. Cliff Auchter tells Newark's Star-Ledger. "It was done in light of the overcrowding."

Will it reopen soon? Stay closed and have an appointment-only policy? No word.

Arrested Development's David Cross has decided to share details of his heroic act of civil disobedience - snorting cocaine just a few feet away from President Obama at the '09 White House Correspondents Dinner.

"It wasn't even that much cocaine. It was literally the size of, I don't know, a tick," Cross tells Playboy.

"I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn't like I got high. . . . It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president." Duuude!

He's no Snooki. She writes, like, real novels. But we can't but hyperventilate and shriek in shriekish joy over news that Justin Bieber's second photo book, Justin Bieber: Just Getting Started, is due in September. It captures Justin, 17, on the Never Say Never movie set, recording Believe, and with fans, doling out the love.

Renowned soul whisperer Charlie Sheen regrets saying - for all the world to hear - that his ol' show, Two and a Half Men, has gone to the dogs since Ashton Kutcher replaced the Chas. "My bad," Chas says. "I was disrespectful to a man doing his best." He does still think the show stinks, adding, for A-Kutch's benefit, "You, however, deserve better."

Carnegie Mellon School of Drama-trained thesp Joe Manganiello, 35, doesn't mind acting in the nude. Joe plays a lupine sex symbol in HBO's blood, claws, fangs 'n' fur soap opera True Blood, and he has to shed his duds during his transformation. "It just makes sense," Joe tells Out mag. "If you're a werewolf and you transform, you lose everything and there are your butt cheeks."

Zach Galifianakis, 42, has never been to the Academy Awards. Good thing he just got added to the list of award presenters. He'll join a cavalcade of stars - Will Ferrell, Halle Berry, Rose Byrne, Bradley Cooper, Tom Cruise, Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Michael Douglas, Tina Fey, Tom Hanks, and more!

Angelina Jolie tells Extra  she may be a little closer to marrying consort Brad Pitt. . . . A judge on Tuesday ordered Terrence Howard to hand over $50,000 in support to wife Michelle Ghent Howard to hold her over until final divorce arrangements are made, says TMZ. . . . Sotheby's New York will sell one of four versions of Edvard Munch's 1895 painting The Scream on May 2. It's expected to fetch $80 mil. . . . Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, has revealed that her new cocker spaniel puppy is named Lupo, Italian for wolf. . . . Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert was back in form Monday after missing two shows. "As the hub around which the republic turns, I can understand why the machinery of this great nation ground to a halt last week when you were denied this," he said, pointing to his face.