IT'S Tattle's first-ever week in review:
Beyoncé and Jay-Z celebrated their fifth anniversary in Havana.
Beyoncé: "Is that a cigar or are you just happy to see me?"
Jay-Z: "It's a cigar."
Also celebrating: "Arrested Development," which returns May 25 - on Netflix.
NBC got what it wanted: Jay Leno is leaving "Tonight" next February, and Jimmy Fallon is taking over.
Norwegian tween girls got what they wanted: No school, so they can see Justin Bieber in Oslo.
Post heart-surgery Ron Jeremy got what he wanted: But porn star Jessica Drake was a little nervous when she gave it to him.
Ah, Wednesday was too depressing to rehash here: Suffice it to say that a lot of reality TV stars around the world have died in their quest for fame.
On a happier note, Disney/Pixar announced a sequel to "Finding Nemo" - "Finding Dory." No word why these fish keep getting lost.
The Dave Matthews Band donated money to rehab the oyster beds on the North Jersey shore destroyed by Hurricane Sandy.
The classic Motown piano rehabbed by Paul McCartney was returned to Detroit.
Cory Monteith of "Glee" went to rehab for himself.
New research showed that William Shakespeare was not a very nice man.
Justin Bieber didn't do his research - he didn't have the correct paperwork to get his capuchin monkey into Germany, so he had to leave the animal with customs authorities. He's got a month to provide the paperwork to get him back.
Mekhi Phifer ("8 Mile," "ER") and Reshelet Barnes married at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills. It's his second trip down the aisle.
According to omg.yahoo.com, Chace Crawford ("Gossip Girl") got all cozy with Canadian model Rachelle Goulding at a Knicks game in Manhattan. They say they're just friends.
Jake Gyllenhaal was linked to 22-year-old Maybelline model Emily DiDonato.
Amy Poehler is now making laughs with Nick Kroll of "New Girl."
In Touch exclusively revealed that Rob Kardashian is dating London model Naza Jafarian.
Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon was spied with "Homeland's" Timotheé Chalamet.
Meryl Streep's daughter Mamie Gummer ("Side Effects") has split with husband Benjamin Walker ("Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter." According to Us Weekly, the couple wed in July 2011.
Richie Sambora has left Bon Jovi, at least until he and Jon riff and make up.
Locally based business guru Ali Velshi is out at CNN. The Huffington Post says he's joining Al Jazeera America.
"Glee" star Heather Morris is pregnant with her first child. The dad-to-be is reportedly longtime boyfriend Taylor Hubbell.
- Daily News wire services
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