Sideshow: Bieber hit with bottle; Big Foot on the loose?

If we were Justin Bieber - and we're not - we might think twice before hitting Brazil again. First, he's seen sneaking into and out of a bordello. Tourism? Business? A mistake, his minders say - he thought it was a "private members club." [Your comment here.] [We have no comment.] Next, he's hit by a fan-thrown water bottle during a São Paulo concert, storms off, comes back, moves on to Rio, and it's all muito bem. "Brazil goes hard," he tweeted. [Your comment here.] Meantime, he has been toppled from atop the top of Twitter. Katy Perry, with a hit single and album, has kneed past with 46 million-plus followers, ending his nine months as the most popular single individdle on Twitter.

Drew Barrymore is pregnant for the second time by husband Will Kopelman. So little Olive, who turned 1 in September, will have a sib someday. . . . As you know, Olivia Wilde is enceinte by Jason Sudeikis. On Friday night, the Kiss Cam got 'em at an L.A. Laker game, and they did what you do when that happens. . . . Hillary Duff calls reports of her own pregnancy "ridiculous." . . . So would Zach Galifianakis, but there are no such reports. . . .

Bigfoot would be a celebrity, easy, if s/he existed. But since s/he doesn't, s/he's nothing but trouble. Some Oklahoma folks went on a Bigfoot hunt Saturday night, and it ended up with three people jailed and a guy who got shot by his friend, who told cops he was scared by a growling noise in the woods. No Sasquatch seen.

The new face of Chanel perfumes is none other than - Marilyn Monroe! Received into the bosom of Elysium in 1962, she was announced as the face of Chanel late last week. The ads are way clever. Chanel dug up an April 1960 interview in which a throaty Monroe, surely one of the greatest improvisational titillators of all time, kind-of confirms her famous saying that all she wore to bed was Chanel No. 5. Hmmm - they paid Brad Pitt $7 million to front Chanel. How much does our Marilyn get?

Kristin Chenoweth says the evil spirit who talked her into getting her Mary-Martinesque pixie cut was none other than . . . Jennifer Lopez. K-Chen got it on Hallowe'en, natch, at L.A. movie guy/hairstylist Jonathan Hanousek. . . . Styleblazer lists celebs who married their fans - and you want to say, "Bad idea! No!" Jennifer Aniston was a fan of Brad Pitt. Fail. Katie Holmes was a big fan of Tom Cruise. Mwa-mwa-mwaaah (fail trombone). Worse, Sandra Bullock was a fan of Jesse James. Catastrophic. But evidently it can work. Matt Damon met waitress Luciana Bozan and has been her hubby since 2005. Nicolas Cage, hard to marry, met waitress Alice Kim, fell, and they've been wed since 2004. And, hey, Patrick Dempsey met and fell for hairstylist Jillian Fink, and they've been tight, we mean, married, since 1999. Yay!!! . . . Tan Mom (Patricia Krentcil) is divorcing husband Richard, and making pointed anatomical fun of him as she does. Ouch. . . . Michelle Pfeiffer was, when young, mighty, um, impressionable. She says that almost as soon as she, then age 20, got to El Ay, she fell in with the Breatharians, a cult that believed you could live on sunlight alone. A great new diet!! . . . Charlie Sheen says ex Brooke Mueller is endangering his children; she asked a judge for, and was refused, a restraining order against him. What is happening?