Kids today... they're running around snapchatting each other pictures of their bathing suit parts, but, when they wind up on 16 and Pregnant, they have no idea what the hell they're supposed to do. Luckily, your high alter-ego's spirit animal, reggae-rapper Snoop Dogg, made a cameo on the long-running soap opera One Life to Live to lecture Robert Gorrie's character on the birds, the bees, and "the part of the story where the bird gets pregnant, smartass."
Snoop's performance is absolutely wonderful. His opening line is, "So, word on the streets is you a daddy now." Then, he lights a blunt, offers it to Gorrie and pulls it back with a delayed, "Psych!" I'd watch soaps all day, every day if every episode included a cameo from a rapper who faced a gun charge doing a modified PSA.
Next week, on As the World Turns, DMX explains the perils of drinking and driving. Then, Gucci Mane stops by to talk about the dangers of gateway drugs. Boom! As the World Turns just won all the Daytime Emmys.
Also, stop trying to make Snoop Lion happen. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. [h/t Fuse]