UK Prime Minister picks a fight with Internet porn

Imagine a world where there's no porn on your Internet. Now, since that proved impossible, check out UK Prime Minister David Cameron's plan to evaporate all porn from the Internet by asking people to vote "yes" or "no" on porn.

Basically, the idea is that the UK will ask every person with an Internet connection whether or not he or she would like to have access to pornographic material. If the person wants porn, then "wheeee." If the person elects not to have pornography available through the Internet, then the UK will work in conjunction with Internet service providers to give you a "family friendly Wi-Fi" experience.

A joint British and American "task force" will be created to tackle obscene websites, while Google and other search engine providers will be required to draw up a "blacklist" of the most depraved and illegal search terms, the Prime Minister will announce.