True American hero is tweeting every frame of 'Top Gun'

Top Gun is undeniably the greatest sexually ambiguous fighter pilot movie prominently featuring a Kenny Loggins song to come out of the 1980s. The film is an American classic. And I'm not just saying that because I went as Iceman for Halloween in 2007.

Life is hard, though, and there is a laundry list of obstacles that might prevent you from screening Top Gun whenever you please. Work. Family functions. Feeding and bathing yourself. Reddit.

Luckily, one true American hero is doing the Lord's work, tweeting every frame of the film, complete with closed captioning. Seriously. It's happening as we speak...

First person to print 'em all out when the show is over and turn it into a flipbook wins the grand prize!