Please don't watch this 'Chinese Food' video from the Rebecca Black guy

Patrice Wilson—the monster responsible for Rebecca Black's hit(?) "Friday"—is still trying to ruin our lives with his latest offering in the form of Alison Gold's single, "Chinese Food". The song and corresponding video are as racially insensitive as you'd imagine they'd be. Gold's music video features Wilson himself in a fluffy panda suit at a tween sleepover party rapping (kind of) about wonton soup and Monopoly.

Whatever you do, don't watch this video from Ark Music Factory. Please. Save yourself. It's too late for me, but you still have time and a choice. Do yourself a favor and definitely don't play "Chinese Food". Do not force force yourself to sit through this atrocity.