One Baltimore resident enjoyed the snow day just a little too much on Tuesday. So much so, in fact, that he or she became a little too intoxicated to make the drive to the local neighborhood Taco Bell. Rather than just go without the delicious satisfaction that comes with devouring an entire Taco Party Pack alone, the person turned to the Internet for help.
An ad was posted to Craigslist on Tuesday, as someone in Baltimore looked to enlist the help of a new friend.
DRIVER WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE NEEDED FOR EMERGENCY TACO BELL RUN
Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my shitty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
See? Now that's humanity. Banding together when times are tough to overcome adversity that seems too extreme to conquer alone. That's what separates us from the apes, you guys. Well, that and the thumbs. But, mostly the carpools to Taco Bell. [h/t Uproxx]