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What to expect at Wing Bowl

Another year, another Wing Bowl, another drunk guy banging on plexiglass to get people's attention, just to give them the finger.

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MEMORIES OF A WING BOWL GONE BY:

- Guy banging on plexiglass to get people's attention, when they finally turn, gives them the finger.

- Angelo Cataldi making an announcement into the mic, then snapping at an underling for handing him the wrong paper.

- Chazz Palminteri appearing to promote a local production of "A Bronx Tale" in perhaps the worst cross promotional campaign of all time.

- The soft breeze of morning/vomit breath, wafting through the exchanges.

- Bros piling up for a selfie.

- A passed out man sleep-fighting his demons.

- Drunk adults going from giddy, to jubilant, to tired, to cranky, and then getting pushed out onto the city's streets come daylight, smelling like hell.

Be proud, Philadelphia. The event from which the "barf-first-ask-questions-never" reputation comes is about to coat the city in a thick layer of sleaze for another year.