Philles Pearl

Okay, here's a first. Actually, a second according to the Phillies website.

August 5th, a Tuesday on your calendars, is Stitch n' Pitch night at the ballpark.

Yes, you can bring your needles into Citizens Park and knit. Just don't used them as an implement of destruction against the visiting Florida Marlins. That's no way to secure first place in the division.  

The evening, we kid not, is sponsored by Motrin IB.

You can knit while they pitch in the Cit.

What promotion could possibly be left?