Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Onion brings your sickest fantasy to life

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were the actual coach of your fantasy team? And if the players actually cared about your points, and you personally?

The Onion brings your sickest fantasy to life

Video: The Onion's fantasy series

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were the actual coach of your fantasy team? And if the players actually cared about your points, and you personally?

It's a rhetorical question; the answer is "Yes, all the time." The Onion hears you loud and clear:

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