Tailgaters: GET UP, SHADY

Time stood still as Shady stayed on the ground, Jason Kelce leaning sympathetically over his crumpled mass.

His face was pained, the tears were there, and at one point, somebody even tried to start a 'broken tibula' rumor. He jogged off the field, but had an emotional outburst in the tunnel on his way to be examined.

X-rays came back negative.

Let's all unfreeze our faces.