Peyton Manning breaks touchdown record, becomes victim of cruel joke

Peyton Manning is a Super Bowl contender, an MVP, a spokesman for most things you could call a "product," and just broke Brett Favre's touchdown record, helping to prove that

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. He's set for life financially and in general will have to worry about no normal-person things, forever.

So then why do I feel so bad about this, when his teammates played keep away with his record-breaking touchdown ball?

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Especially since it was all part of the plan.