The Nationals' spring training camp has at least one new player, hovering ominously overhead.
The Nats are either getting overhead video with a drone ... or we're about to be bombed. pic.twitter.com/ANAnRIgG47
— Mark Zuckerman (@ZuckermanCSN) February 16, 2014
Who knows what the Nats think they're doing with this technology, but their casual usage of it indicates that very soon, they will have not respected it enough for it to turn on them.
Next thing we know, drones will be cutting down the running of the presidents, blasting past them and crowning itself the winner of every race as a horrified Nationals Park crowd stares on in shock.
UPDATED 2014 NL EAST PROJECTIONS:
Nationals: Will end humanity due to meddling in technological powers beyond their comprehension.