Nationals using drones for totally non-suspicious baseball reasons

The Nationals' spring training camp has at least one new player, hovering ominously overhead.

Who knows what the Nats think they're doing with this technology, but their casual usage of it indicates that very soon, they will have not respected it enough for it to turn on them.

Next thing we know, drones will be cutting down the running of the presidents, blasting past them and crowning itself the winner of every race as a horrified Nationals Park crowd stares on in shock.


Braves: 89-73

Mets: 80-82

Phillies: 75-87

Nationals: Will end humanity due to meddling in technological powers beyond their comprehension.

Marlins: 65-97