Kobe in an Eagles uniform?

Lakers guard

was pulling for the Eagles last week, but after the loss, he had some thoughts about how the Birds could improve their red-zone production.

Basically, get him on the field.

"I'd be a wide receiver," Bryant said. "I'd be a bad [expletive] too. No more red-zone issues. Over the top, I'm [Randy] Mossing it."

Does he have the breakaway speed?

"What? All that man. I'm physical as hell," Bryant said.

You've surely seen the

commercial by now where he announces he's signing with the Cleveland Browns. I've added the video below.

Back to football a little later. The national media has had quite a bit to say about the Eagles after their loss. I'll deliver some of the links this afternoon.