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What does it take for me to post something about Paris Hilton?

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Paris_1 What does it take for me to post something about Paris Hilton?

This.

As expressive as an Irish setter.

albert
Posted 11/14/2005 10:38:38 AM
that's hot
Puck
Posted 11/14/2005 10:43:23 AM
Very interesting. Stare at her eyes through all the pictures - it's the exact same angle and mostly the same expression.  That's why celebrities hate paparazzi so much - they get their bad side and un-posed expressions.
Citizen Mom
Posted 11/14/2005 11:01:18 AM
Skanktastic
TheMaggit
Posted 11/14/2005 11:31:35 AM
Did either of these girls ever attand an institute of learning? Seriously - have they even been educated at all? 
Citizen Mom
Posted 11/14/2005 03:59:28 PM
Maggit, the greatest injustice here is that the Hilton sisters and their vapid, overwrought ilk attend the most exclusive private schools. Still, they're like school in the summertime... no class.
Phillyboy
Posted 11/14/2005 04:41:27 PM
I'd still hit it.
Daniel Rubin
Posted 11/14/2005 04:43:46 PM
That answers the question that I'm sure was on everyone's mind.
dogboy
Posted 11/14/2005 05:43:34 PM
the really weird thing is she maintains that vacant stare throughout the whole porn video.      and that guy was no joke.
PLD
Posted 11/14/2005 06:16:02 PM
i have a headache.
albert
Posted 11/14/2005 08:10:53 PM
i would most definitely not hit it, nor her sister.  blech.
Frank
Posted 11/14/2005 08:30:19 PM
(I post this at the request of my canine friends)

On behalf of Irish Setters everywhere, we protest.  We setters, and our fellow canines, can smile, look concerned, frown, and show other expressions.

Why?

We have some emotional depth.

Unlike . . . oh, never mind.
Daniel Rubin
Posted 11/14/2005 09:23:47 PM
maybe i'm being unfair to setters.  but ...
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-21703/setters.htm
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