"I Can Feel My Trousers Vibrating"

Sorry we missed the Death Star subwoofer on Ebay. Can't resist something with testimonial quotes like, "Jesus Christ, what's that?"

A little over-engineered, but the 900W sucker will loosen fillings during all Deep Purple songs.

The good news is that life-sized Rocky statue we wrote about a few weeks back is still available. (Back story here.)

Nine days left in this, the umpteeth time the owner has tried to auction off the big little guy with heart. Benefits the International Institute for Sport and Olympic History, which seems to be as much of an underdog as the Italian Stallion.