'Rollin'' over the competition

I know some of the judges have their hearts set on a sing-off between Danny and Adam, but I'm still having a hard time imagining a finale without Allison Iraheta in it.

Yes, she's 16, but she doesn't act it.

(Can't say the same for Simon, who's apparently drawn a mustache on Paula's upper lip.)

Given that Allison's "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone" was the closest thing we've had to a wakeup call in this tired two hours, I'm going to be even grumpier than usual if she lands in the bottom three again this week.