Who are these guys?

Written off as brain-dead by their fans, the Birds respond tonight with a rout of their feathered friends, the Cardinals. Who are these guys? With the Phillies, we watched a team consistently exceed expectations, while these Eagles simply confound expectations.

Maybe we make it more complicated than it needs to be. Healthy Westbrook, we win; ailing Westbrook, we lose. The rest is all a giant waste of formerly living trees.