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Friday, August 14, 2009

 

 

Following up on yesterday's piece, varying the format...


"This Friday morning meeting of the Committee to Kill Health Care Reform will now come to order. Let's get a fill from our communications director. How are things going for us?"

"They're going terrific, Mr. Chairman. This 'death panel' BS has really caught on. These people in the town hall meetings really believe that the reform bill gives Obama the power to kill their grannies."

Much laughter around the table. The chairman shakes his head in bemusement: "It's amazing what we have accomplished, given the fact that the bill only talks about voluntary end-of-life counseling."

"Oh, its better than that, Mr. Chairman. Remember the Medicare prescription drug bill of 2003? Take a wild guess what provision more than 280 Republican lawmakers in both chambers voted in favor of: Voluntary end-of-life counseling, for the terminally ill! Yep, the Republicans were for 'death panels' before they were against them!"

"Don't let that one get around, OK? We're fortunate right now that so many people are such gullible sheep."

"The beautiful thing is, people are so fixated on our BS, they have no clue that the voluntary counseling provision in the Senate bill was actually introduced by Johnny Isakson - "

"I know, the Republican senator from Georgia. Never mind that, either. Let's just keep spreading our message. Let's stick with what works, maybe even improve on it. Anybody got any ideas how to improve on 'Obama would kill your granny?' I see that our director of talk radio outreach has his hand up. Whatcha got?"

"How about 'the foreign-born Muslim would kill your granny'?"

"Get Glenn Beck on the phone. Other ideas, folks?"

Suddenly there's a knock on the door. A breathless aide rushes in, brandishing a news story printout. "Mr. Chairman, sorry to interrupt, but I knew you'd want to hear this: The Senate has dropped the voluntary end-of-life counseling provision! It's not in the Senate bill anymore! I got the news right here. The wires are reporting that the provision has been dropped in order to quell the entire furor, to make it go away." 

For a long moment, a stunned silence reigns as the strategists ponder the apparent loss of their message. How could they keep morphing "voluntary counseling" into "forced euthanasia" if the voluntary counseling provision was no longer on the table anymore?

"Our communications director seems anxious to say something."

"Thank you, Mr. Chairman. I see that you're smiling. I'm smiling for the same reason. This new development changes nothing. The senators' decision to kill their voluntary counseling provision is a sign of weakness. In response, we should simply press our advantage. Why should we stop with our message just because they have surrendered? They're such saps. They have the truth on their side, and they don't even have the guts to fight for it."

"But what is 'the truth,' anyway?" scoffs the talk radio outreach director. "The truth is what people come to believe. The truth is message plus repetition."

"Therefore," says the communications director, "we should simply stick with our message, keep talking about the plot to kill granny. What difference does it make if the voluntary counseling provision is still in the Senate bill or not? We just proceed as if it's still in there. Most people won't catch on that it's gone, and we certainly won't tell them. And even if they do catch on, they'll still think that killing granny will be part of Obama's master plan some time down the road. Especially if we help stoke that notion. In other words, we should just work the basic lie that we've had all along - and compound it. Make it bigger. Right, Mr. Chairman?"

"Exactly. You know, there's an old quote I read somewhere, about how easy it can be to persuade the masses. Something about how 'in the primitive simplicity of their minds, they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie.'"

"Mr. Chairman, with all due respect, didn't Adolf Hitler say that?"

"Well, yes, he did. In Mein Kampf, I think it was. But what he said is true about all societies, wouldn't you agree? Or would you all be more comfortable if I cited an all-American example?"

Everybody nods expectantly.

"Fine, let's go with P. T. Barnum. 'There's a sucker born every minute.' Meeting adjourned, folks. Have a good weekend!"

 

 

Posted by Dick Polman @ 10:55 AM  Permalink | 118 comments
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:12 AM, 08/14/2009
    So people who disagree with you are Nazis? Or racists. Sometimes they're racist nazis? Dick - lame argument. As bad or worse than the guys on the right who call you unpatriotic when you disagree with them. Come to think of it, you extremist lefties and extreme right wingers deserve each other. You have a lot in common.
    dragoon6
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:17 AM, 08/14/2009
    From the last blog; still, it is far from settled (tort reforms effect on healthcare costs) and a 2% savings on trillions of dollars is a lot of money! If we are looking for ways to save money in our healthcare system, without spending at least $1 Tril over 10 years to 'save' money, this is a good and easy place to start! Just pass a stand alone law, quickly! Also, how would the govt., on a grand scale, rate doctors by 'the quality, of services provided'? It is such a subjective thing. What is going to happen, as with all govt. programs, there will be a chart that says if patient is 35 y/o and has this symptom they get this service. If they are an older age, say 50 and not 35, and have this symptom they get another service! What I am saying is that medicine is more art than science and having a good doctor that has the freedom to practice their art is a much better defender of life, IMHO!
    NEPhilly
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:20 AM, 08/14/2009
    So, you dont think that a conversation very much like this took place? Where else have the lies come from? How else could they have spread so pervasively? Stop watching getting all your news from Rush, Beck, or Fox...try diversifying and then forming an opinion.
    Master Dreamz
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:28 AM, 08/14/2009
    Folks, I have news about CD 75. You’ve all noticed how he’s always one of the first to post his replies to Polman’s column. The fact is that he’s obsessed with Polman and liberals in general. He won’t even take items from the left aisle in the supermarket (the socialist side). Lately his family’s been real worried about him. They finally convinced him to attend a meeting of PHA (Polman Haters Anonymous). He did go, but at the first mention of the despised columnist’s name, CD totally lost it. First came the obscenities, and pretty soon the furniture was flying. By the time the cops came, former Polman haters by the dozen had black eyes and broken bones. CD is now in the Shady Acres Rest Home. The doctors have diagnosed him as a case of Political Paranoia, Polman Subtype. Of course he’s under heavy sedation. The doctors considered not allowing him to post his diatribes anymore, but in the end, they felt he needed an outlet for his rage. Otherwise, he might suffer irreversible brain damage. They’re hoping that eventually the medications and intensive therapy might benefit poor CD, but they’re not hopeful. These cases tend to have a bad outcome. We’ll keep you posted on his condition, but in the meantime please keep him in your prayers.
    fed up
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:28 AM, 08/14/2009
    Notice how Polman does not discuss any facts, just smears. Let's talk about facts, because Mr. Obama's past conduct is much different then his current lies. See below.
    CD75
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:30 AM, 08/14/2009
    OBAMA'S LIE NO. 1: Obama does not want a single payor. TRUTH: "I happen to be a proponent of a single payer universal health-care program . . . we may not get there immediately". Barack Obama to Illinois AFL-CIO in 2003. and then telling an SEIU Health Care Forum in 2007, "I don't think we're going to be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be some transition process. I can envision a decade out or 15 years out or 20 years out where we've got a much more portable system."
    CD75
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:31 AM, 08/14/2009
    It seems to me Dick is describing the methods of the Editorial Board.
    tr88
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:32 AM, 08/14/2009
    OBAMA LIE NO. 2: Obama says he does not want to eliminate private health insurance. TRUTH: "I don't think we're going to be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be some transition process. I can envision a decade out or 15 years out or 20 years out where we've got a much more portable system." Barack Obama at SEIU Health Care Forum in 2007.
    CD75
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:32 AM, 08/14/2009
    For all the Republican Party's problems, we can always count on liberals being liberals to turn things around. Liberals have lost the healthcare fight, it's over. They're just too Ivy League educated to see it.
    jmc
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:35 AM, 08/14/2009
    Also, the Committee learned from the best during President Obama's camapign that, 'The truth is message plus repetition'! That should be the title of the President's 3rd autobiography (how big an ego does he have to have 2 already:) to be in print shortly after he leaves office in 2013:) Yes we can, hope and change and a new day in Washington were only campaign slogans as he convinced the middle he was going to govern from the middle! Can you say 'buyers remorse'? I knew you could! As for distorting the facts, the left has distorted the facts on everything GWB did for the last 8 years, including scaring seniors when he proposed privatizing social security! As for the Mein Kampf and the Hitler quote, getting a little desperate are we? I guess if we disagree on any subject with this president you are an 'angry mob' or a 'nazi' or a 'racist' and not performing your patriotic duty as Hillary would suggest! Where is the new tone in Wash DC? It is new for sure, but it is going further down the partisan divide not bridging our differenes and it is led by this White House, no one else! Talk about dividing a country, maybe the president should write his 4th book about that:)
    NEPhilly
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:36 AM, 08/14/2009
    fed up: I believe the term is "man crush"
    still_independent
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:37 AM, 08/14/2009
    OBAMA LIE NO. 3: Obama says he is not for panels to oversee end of life decisions. TRUTH: (from and April 2009 Interview with David Leonhardt of the New York Times) Obama: "So that's where I think you just get into some very difficult moral issues. But that's also a huge driver of cost, right? I mean, the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives are accounting for potentially 80% of the total health care bill out here". Leonhardt: "So how do you--how do we deal with it?: Obama: "Well, I think that there is going to have to be a conversation that is guided by doctors, scientists, ethicists. And then there is going to have to be a very difficult democratic conversation that takes place. It is very difficult to imagine the country making those decisions just through the normal political channels. And that's part of why you have to have some independent group that can give you guidance. It's not determinative, but I think has to be able to give you some guidance. And that's part of what I suspect you'll see emerging out of the various health care conversations that are taking place on the Hill right now."
    CD75


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