Sideshow: Tiger squeeze just knows he loved her
Gotta say, we at "SideShow" are sad to see the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce go. But go it did, on Monday. At least the blowback was fun. Unnamed Source tells RadarOnline.com that wronged Elin is "so happy" to be free of the waywa
Gotta say, we at "SideShow" are sad to see the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce go. But go it did, on Monday. At least the blowback was fun. Unnamed Source tells RadarOnline.com that wronged Elin is "so happy" to be free of the wayward golfer, yet also "devastated by everything that happened." Now Rachel Uchitel, the social mostess whose revelations tipped the avalanche - that girl promises good copy for years. Unnamed Source, who gets around, tells TMZ that Rachel knows Tiger loved her, and she would "give up everything" to get him back.
Keeping the beach ball rolling, Rachel, in high dudgeon (that's just down the road from Lower Merion), denies she and Jeremy London (7th Heaven) became, um, proximate while filming Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. Jer's estranged wife, Melissa Cunningham, is said to have said they did. But Rachel swears, swears, do you hear?, they're just friends. Jeremy, one eye gleefully on the ratings, also denies the affair. "People need to stop associating me with sex and men, and married men," Rachel moans. Exactly! How dare those people?!
Let's get real small quick
Savor the silliness: One-man advertising bordello Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of faux-reality show Jersey Shore has landed a $400K deal to be the face, or is it the abs?, of Devotion Vodka, infused with casein, oh, cheesy enzyme. It's supposed to give the vodka a chardonnaylike finish. We gotta hurl. . . . Lindsay Lohan, post-clink, may dance on Dancing With the Stars, or be a doink on Celebrity Apprentice. Talks are rumored. . . . "So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him." So tweets hotel inheritor Paris Hilton of an attempted break-in at her El Ay pad Tuesday morn. She posted pics of cops standing around. Paris tells E!News, "I'm OK." Something must be done about these renegade knife salesmen! . . . We are appalled at those who suggest Paula Abdul is really Tony Danza in a wig. Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini, possibly, but never our Tony. . . . Fox guy Glenn Beck's been blasting the proposed Islamic cultural center in Manhattan because of its "terrorist" funding? But, oh, snap! It's Glenn's own boss! On Comedy Central's Daily Show Monday, host Jon Stewart showed that Al-Waleed bin Talal, a co-owner of Fox's parent company, is a big funder of Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, main guy behind the center. Er, um, oops. . . . Actress Nancy Dolman, wife of comedian Martin Short since 1980, died Monday of natural causes at the couple's home in Pacific Palisades, Calif. . . . Paul Teutul Jr. (American Chopper) wed his babycakes Rachael Biester at Bonnet Island Estate in Bonnet Island, N.J. But his dad, Paul Teutul Sr., with whom he's snarled in bad court stuff, stayed away. . . . Nick Loeb, bf of Modern Family's Sofia Vergara, was in a bad car crash Monday in Bel Air. Sofia, who undercuts even Paris in spelling, airily tweeted: "Thnks everybody,Nick is doing very good. Pelvix fracture,lots of pain but he is going to be ok. Gracias!!!" De nada, Sofia baby.