Our hearts have been shaken, quaken, shattered this week by two epochal Hollywood breakups: First Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones announced they are separating. Now news comes that Clint Eastwood and his second wife, Dina, have separated after 17 years. Anonymous Source tells Us Weekly the two have lived apart for more than a year. They have one daughter together, Morgan, 16; Eastwood has seven other kids.

Chappelle walks off mid-joke

Social media was in a tizzy Friday after news broke that Dave Chappelle walked off the stage at a Hartford, Conn., performance of the Funny or Die Presents the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival. The comic stopped the show when persistent hecklers interrupted his jokes. "I don't know what I'm supposed to say for 25 minutes," he said, referring to the contractual minimum time he was supposed to perform. "I forgive some of you, but I don't forgive all of you," he told the crowd, "You guys have totally ruined my chances for running for Congress." The tour comes to the Susquehanna Bank Center Friday.

Lamar Odom's tragedy

It's no longer a farce, despite its proximity to the Kardashian Klan. Lamar Odom's life is in serious disarray. Khloe Kardashian's man was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Friday morning in Los Angeles, says the New York Daily News. TMZ says six days earlier, Odom rear-ended another car - driven by a Los Angeles Times reporter - causing a other chain-reaction collisions on an L.A. freeway.

Tidbits 'n' pieces

Kevin Jonas, 25, and wife Danielle are expecting a girl. . . . Justin Timberlake tells Fresh 102.7's Jim and Kim Show that if he's tapped to costar in Ben Affleck's Batman movie, he'd rather be the Riddler than Robin.  . . . A rep for Katie Holmes tells People daughter Suri, 7, broke her arm.

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