Jon Stewart and his team over at The Daily Show returned from their week off for the Thanksgiving holiday just in time to tackle America's significant Black Friday problem. Specifically, Stewart called attention to a stabbing in Virginia, protests across the country, a pepper spray incident in Texas, and, of course, the stun gun fiasco at Philly's Franklin Mills Mall.
Yeah. There's just something about the holidays that reminds us how we like to gather with our loved ones around the warm crackle of a stun gun. 'My nuts roasting on the floor of a Costco, guard dogs ripping at my face. But this deal I got on this set of pants... totally worth it. But, that's just Philly, though, man. We all know that's a little bit spirited.