Some men's fairy tales are another man's "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
Former "Jackass" star Bam Margera called the cops on a naked-lady home invader after she awoke him with a kiss.
West Chester law enforcement told TMZ the daredevil reality star called them after a naked woman entered his home while he was asleep and gave him a kiss, awakening a freaked out Bam. While on the phone with the cops, the 24-year-old woman allegedly began to masturbate. After Bam hung up, he threw her out of the house with a nary a stitch of clothing and West Chester police picked her up in the rural area outside of his home.