Some men's fairy tales are another man's "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

Former "Jackass" star Bam Margera called the cops on a naked-lady home invader after she awoke him with a kiss.

West Chester law enforcement told TMZ the daredevil reality star called them after a naked woman entered his home while he was asleep and gave him a kiss, awakening a freaked out Bam. While on the phone with the cops, the 24-year-old woman allegedly began to masturbate. After Bam hung up, he threw her out of the house with a nary a stitch of clothing and West Chester police picked her up in the rural area outside of his home.

According to the report, the unnamed woman faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass and stalking.