The SATs now stand for Standardized Affluence Tests since we know that they can be gamed by the wealthy to get their kids into college. I hope the abuse of those tests also helps send the scammers to prison for their rank behavior. They should have bought a broadway-quality Performing Arts Center, a climbing wall, a Michelin-rated cafeteria, or any of the other necessities of modern campus life.

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