Nerlens Noel busted for dancing with children

A shifty Nerlens Noel keeps his totally healed knee issues to himself to save energy for dancing. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)

Don't put your Bynum pitchforks back in the shed just yet, everybody. CBS Sport has posted a SHOCKING expose on the Sixers' Nerlens Noel.

Noel, whose supposed 'knee problems' were keeping him fron practicing, appears to be - and you'll have to see this to believe it - dancing in place with children.

As the old basketball saying goes, "If you're healthy enough to stand in place, gently bouncing for several seconds, then you're healthy enough for FULL LEG WORKOUTS."