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76ers Sunday Morning Shootaround: The Andrew Bynum MySpace Edition

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For whatever reason, Andrew Bynum's old MySpace page is a thing again. Unfortunately, it happens to be a bit outdated - understandable since Bynum's been busy rehabbing his knees over the past 12 months.

So, on the heels of Justin Timberlake's recent re-launch of MySpace, we here at Liberty Ballers took it upon ourselves to make some much-needed updates to Bynum's site. There wasn't a whole lot of work to be done: Much like Dave Rueter's old MySpace layout, Bynum's page merely houses his answers to an absurdly long and completely random survey.

Before continuing, make sure you make a point to look at the old page, or else none of the following will make any sense whatsoever...

Name: Andrew Bynum
Birthday: October 27, 1987
Birthplace: Livingston, NJ
Current Location: Cleveland, OH
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black/Gray
Height: 7 feet even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 3/4 African-American, 1/4 Cherokee Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: My knees
Your Fears: Winding up in the gutter (literally and figuratively)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A 300 game
Your Most Overused Phrase: "They just grew cartilage in a Petri dish."
Thoughts First Waking Up: My knee hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: Does my hair count as a physical feature?
Your Bedtime: I don't know - I just take naps all day
Your Most Missed Memory: Winning championships with Kobe
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink soda
McDonald's or Burger King: Chipotle
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gold Peak FTW
Chocolate or Vanilla: A mix is always better
Cappucino or Coffee: Coffee
Do You Smoke: Like 7UP: Never have, never will
Do You Swear: Hell yeah
Do You Sing: Yes
Do You Shower Daily: Yes
Have You Been In Love: Yes, with Nicole Narain
Do You Want To Go To College: Why would I want to do that?
Do You Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Believe In Yourself: Depends
Do You Get Motion Sickness: I get sick when I think about making a motion
Do You Think You Are Attractive: YES
Are You A Health Freak: It depends on my contract situation
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Nope
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Who does?
Do You Play An Instrument: Piano. And I also played the Sixers for about 9 months.
In the past month, have you drank alcohol: Yes
In the past month, have you smoked: No
In the past month, have you been on drugs: No
In the past month, have you gone on a date: No
In the past month, have you gone to a mall: No, but I go to Target a lot
In the past month, have you eaten a box of Oreos: Two boxes
In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Nope - I hate it... it's raw... ill
In the past month, have you been on stage: Does salsa dancing count?
In the past month, have you been dumped: The Sixers told me that they didn't want me any more
In the past month, have you gone skinny dipping: ...Maybe
In the past month, have you stolen anything: I just stole $16.5 million from Joshua Harris
Ever been drunk: Yes
Ever been called a tease: Doug Collins used to call me that all of the time
Ever been beaten up: I'm 7 feet tall
Ever shoplifted: No
How do you want to die: On a pile of money
What do you want to be when you grow up: NBA BALLA/ENTRAPENOUR
What country would you most like to visit: Brazil - my wife is there somewhere
Have you ever lied to a friend: I lied to the Sixers, but I never considered them my friends
Have you ever dyed your hair: My hair is going gray naturally
At work, do you act perfect: No, but I was told that I have a high PER
At work, do you act hyper: Definitely not
At work, are you a nerd: Yes, but not like Sam Hinkie
Hot Topic or Abercrombie and Fitch: Cleveland Cavaliers warm-ups
Thongs or Briefs: Briefs
Boxers, anyone?!?! I don't box - it hurts my knees
Sweatpants or Jeans: Sweats
Current Mood: Happy... thank you, Dan Gilbert
Current Music: Blurred Lines
Current Taste: Brazilian Women
Current Thing I Ought To Be Doing: Getting ready for next season

This article originally appeared on SBNation.

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