Warren Buffett, Dan Gilbert offering $1B for perfect NCAA bracket*
*SPOILER: You will not have a perfect NCAA bracket.
Dear SB Nation readers and Internet enthusiasts wherever you may be right now.
As you know from this headline, Quicken Loans and Berkshire Hathaway are offering a $1B prize for an impossible accomplishment.
The odds of filling out a perfect NCAA tournament bracket are 1:4,294,967,296 so feel free to stop reading here. Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing.
The good news is that the SB Nation dot com and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven blogs at SB Nation have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you with such an absurd publicity stunt.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT SB NATION WILL FILL OUT A PERFECT BRACKET BEFORE THE "WIZARD OF OMAHA" PICKS ONE.
But if you still want to enter, read about the contest details here.
(To be clear, source of parody: Dan Gilbert's Open Letter to Cavs fans.)
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