Friday, October 9, 2015

Scott Hartnell stars in parody of horrible local business ads

We've all seen them.

Scott Hartnell stars in parody of horrible local business ads


We've all seen them.

That hair-raising delivery. That skin-crawling cadence. That clueless look in their eyes, like they've been spotted doing something awful.

Athletes are forced to act all the time; some of the can, and most of them definitely can't. But that doesn't stop local businesses from using them to endorse their used cars, wall-to-wall carpeting services, or Sunday specials on shrimp buckets.

Scott Hartnell addressed this issue in a hilarious video in which he is pitted against a director who has only worked with the best of the best of the "Athletes in local business commercials" industry, which includes gems like this:

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Hartnell: "If you like a great deal, you've got to [shoves nearby man to the ground] 'check' out our prices at at Cherry Hill Audi."

Hartnell: "I fall down a lot on the ice, but I never get as low as Cherry Hill Audi prices."

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