Drop the puck, already!
Posted on Saturday, May 29, 2010
Six days ago, the Blackhawks played a hockey game. Five days ago, the Flyers played a hockey game. Since then, we have set mutton-chopped Jonathan Toews against his live-wire doppelganger Mike Richards. We have concocted collisions between burly Dustin Byfuglien and Chris Pronger, who is both redwood and evergreen all at once.