Quick Philly sports recap in tweet form

Here in Philadelphia, we don't have time to know how terrible things are for our sports teams. So let's take a second for a succinct recap of all the things that are happening in the form of a single tweet for each team.

Then, we can get back to sobbing into our hands.





With the state of the other three, this feels more like an ominous warning.


Makes you feel really, really bad for whatever terrific cataclysm is about to upend the Union.

Be careful out there, Jack McInerney, because there's probably a grand piano on a string teetering above your head.