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Shocked by the refs? Where've you been the last 30 years?

POSTED: Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 9:07 AM

 

To every football fan out there who watched in shock and the opposite of awe Monday night as replacement refs stole a game from the Green Bay Packers even after the Seattle Seahawks' Golden Tate failed to steal the football in the end zone, who set Twitter on fire after the blown call and vowed to boycott both NFL Commission Roger Goodell and his local bookie, who groans as a never-ending pasta bowl of "booth reviews" drags afternoon games into prime time and who wants their state lawmaker or President Obama or some higher power to ban scab officials, for the sake of the Republic, I ask only one thing:

Um, where the hell have you been for the last 31 years or so?

Outsourcing an important skilled job to inexperienced workers willing to do it for lower pay? Check. Billionaire CEOs determined to break a union over about as many dollars as are buried in the couch of their 50-yard-line luxury suite? Check. Trying to take away employees' pension plan and require them to gamble their future on Wall Street? Check. Putting an inferior, schlocky product on the market and not going broke by underestimating the suckerhood of the American people to continue buying their $117 tickets, watching their cable TV network and buying their sponsors' lite beer?

Checkmate.

Let's do an official review. First they (by "they" I mean Ronald Reagan) came for the air traffic controllers, way back in 1981, and you didn't speak out because either you didn't fly or you just figured you'd knock back an extra martini at the airport bar. Then they came for the assembly line worker, and you didn't speak out because you were too busy watching the falling prices at Wal-Mart. Then they came for the public employees in Wisconsin, and you didn't speak out because (insert "cheesehead" joke here.) Then they came for the teachers in Chicago and you didn't speak out because you were waiting in vain to be clued in by some politician who wasn't in the back pocket of the hedge funds.

Then they came for the NFL refs -- and you went bat-guano crazy. You talked consumer boycott. You called your congressman and begged him to do something. You pleaded with Big Government to do the right thing, to force the greedy pro football owners to take the regular refs back, to do the right thing by these noble working men who just want a fair shake.

It's a little late, guys.

Let's be honest, when the NFL owners decided to lock out the refs rather than bargain in good faith back in June, you probably weren't paying close attention, were you? That's OK -- in 2012, a gaggle of rich guys trying to crush a small labor union is the ultimate dog-bites-man story, even in the high profile world of pro football. At this point in the history of American capitalism, it reminds me of a story that a prize-winning investigative reporter back on Long Island used to tell me about the mobsters he'd covered, that they were the kind of guys who drove around with massive rolls of hundred-dollar bills and threw wooden slugs into the tollbooths on the Triborough Bridge.

Why? Because they could.

And so why won't the NFL negotiate with the referees' union over its pay demand that amounts to roughly $100,000 a team per year, or roughly the price for a gimp-kneed backup linebacker? Why is it trying to make the refs quit their other jobs and work full-time, without paying a full-time salary, and trying to convert the union's pension plan into a 401K?  

It's not because the $9-billion-a-year NFL needs the piddling amount of extra cash. It's because they can.

It reminds me of the time in the 1980s that an airline company was bought by investors including a high-flying (no pun intended) new venture capital firm. A couple of the pilots with concerns about airline safety sought to form a union -- an idea which management greeted, according to a court's finding, with a coercive effort that included telling the pilots it might freeze salaries, bonuses and benefits, and then two of the union organizers were flat-out fired. The company was called Key Airlines, the venture capital came from Bain Capital, whose founder Willard Mitt Romney was also a Key director. Now Romney wants to be president of all of us.

Is this a great country or what?

But now one terrible blown call on Monday Night Football, and everyone is suddenly Norma Rae or something? You say you want to boycott the NFL? That's great. That worked (briefly) for Caesar Chavez and the grape pickers of his United Farm Workers, but it took a lot of given Sundays. The team owners who pal around with Mitt Romney are counting on your apathy, just like they did down at the factory and at the airport.

If you want to fix football, you're probably going to have to fix America. And that, my friend, is a full-contact bloodsport.

Will Bunch @ 9:07 AM  Permalink | 205 comments
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Comments  (206)
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:10 PM, 09/25/2012
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    bil,l atkins
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:18 AM, 09/26/2012
    Um, they weren't "allowed" to strike by federal gubmint regulation, batty, not because they negotiated away that right. In fact they supported Reagan because he sympathized with their plight during the 1980 campaign. Is that a baboon's pantload I smell?
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:15 PM, 09/25/2012
    I know of no other profession where part time workers have a non contributory pension plan.
    chasing history
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:20 PM, 09/25/2012
    Are the refs part time or seasonal. Big difference.
    landscape
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:33 AM, 09/26/2012
    Basically part time. They all hold daily jobs, and I think during the off-season they still do things like review tape, learning any new rules, etc.
    verve
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:19 PM, 09/25/2012
    Bunch is a racist for criticizing the black referree who is just trying to do the best he can, and fulfill his lifelong dream of reffing in the NFL.

    Can't a man live his dream?
    Mr. Smith
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:31 PM, 09/25/2012
    Who cares, its football a "GAME". It's about the players not the dope Refs. It's funny, when baseball umps throw out a player, the announcers’ get all bent out of shape, and say “fans don't come to watch the Umps"
    BushisGood
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:35 PM, 09/25/2012
    Was listening to Mickey Miss this afternoon. Some idiot called in claiming he was going to boycott football because he was so upset about the bad calls.

    Mickey Miss told him to stop lying.

    If anything, all this controversy is going to convince the owners to hold out longer - more attention focused on the refs and longer games (because the refs can't figure out to do w/o conferences) = more ad revenue.
    Talking point sleuth
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:35 PM, 09/25/2012
    Was listening to Mickey Miss this afternoon. Some idiot called in claiming he was going to boycott football because he was so upset about the bad calls. Mickey Miss told him to stop lying.If anything, all this controversy is going to convince the owners to hold out longer - more attention focused on the refs and longer games (because the refs can't figure out to do w/o conferences) = more ad revenue. (HTML deleted)
    Talking point sleuth
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:45 PM, 09/25/2012
    Mickey Mouse?
    Mr. Smith
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:59 PM, 09/25/2012
    These jerk***s have cost the Pats 2 games in a row.
    wokmaster
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:17 PM, 09/25/2012
    What station do you find this Mickey Miss? Does he compete against Harold Eskin?
    RG
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:25 AM, 09/26/2012
    Now that was funny!
    wokmaster
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:27 PM, 09/25/2012
    My concern is injuries. The replacement refs miss so many fouls that now the players think they can get away with anything. But I remember when I was working for a large corporation in management and there was a hint of union activity. We were all pushed to stamp it out and I somehow believed that we needed to do that to preserve the management's freedom to act. This was despite having twice in earlier life belonged to a union and being generally sympathetic. SOmehow it looks different from the management side. I am ashamed now that I did not fight for union rights, but this is now and that was then.
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:46 PM, 09/25/2012
    problem would have been averted if Jennings knocked the ball out of the end zone. Even the union Refs make mistakes or change the outcome of a game. Ed Hocculi's backward incomplete pass in San Diego, the Brady Tuck Rule. Umpires in MLB also blew some easy calls too--the imperfect perfect game.
    palmyra21


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