DeSean Jackson cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon, featuring the only topic anyone in Philadelphia seems to want to talk about - DeSean Jackson. 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday. 

Check out previous winners here.