CONFIRMED: Chad Johnson will not be an Eagle, in case you were wondering

Chad Johnson will not be signing autographs as an Eagle. (AP Photo/Alan Diaz)

The Eagles are in need of a receiver who hasn't been on the back of an injury cart recently, which has led to come creative speculation.

And this led to a doubtful response.

And this led to confirmation from Johnson, formerly knowns a s Ochocinco.

So that's that.