This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest
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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest
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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.
Comments (238)
My prediction: we are both looking for new jobs next year.— Dan in Holmesburg- If only I had one of these gizmos BEFORE we signed you in 2009.— Gib
- I wish I could tell you more, but all I got is "its my fault, I gotta do a better job".— JRoss59
- Looks like we are both in the doghouse now!— Jeff in Langhorne
- Does this thing have a rewind button?— Jim M.
- OMG..I see you still wearing a green jersey, but it's the....the #Jets.— bleedinggreen
I can't see anything in here, Mike. It's as foggy as your brain.- I don't know about you but...I don't see anything here. Times yours.— fdazz
- Outlook not so good...maybe I should shake it again?— Blev08
- I see both of us will have travel in our near future and no return!— lost eagle
- For me, its clear, gotta do a better job. For you, Time is your's..— FlyersPhan
- The future looks promising...in Calgary and Winnipeg.— Swayzesghost
- Where in the world is Juan?
- Banner gave me these before he left...— DeTom
- We are about as fragile as this thing...— majuub125
- "Hold on Mike...I have to put it in a better position before it will make a prediction..."— ctycouncilfrauds
- "We're lucky there's only one ball. If ownership had a pair, we'd both be gone."— okie
- Awesome! — 1Dukie
- I don't see a "Mike Vick Day" in your future.— mebigfatguy
- I take full responsibility for this prediction— kcorbis
- I see a ham sandwich in our future.— AEPi71
- I see the future....And it ain't pretty.— road515
- "Rob Tornoe couldn't think of a caption again."— pic man
- You didn't tell me the towel on my head was used to snap at Nick Foles' tush as he got out of the shower!— road515
- I can't see us winning a Super Bowl ever!— road515
- Mike, I'm sorry I put you in a position for that glazed look in your eyes.— road515
- Oh, NOW I see the error of our ways...........— road515
- Do you really need me to explain why you can hold this?— NewbieSlang
- Correction:
Do you really need me to explain why you CAN'T hold this.— NewbieSlang - Mike, I see more turnovers in your future. Unfortunately for me, they're not apple turnovers!— road515
- Apparently, this thing won't work unless we throw it 50 times.
- ....you think if we give this ball to Bryce Brown, he'd drop it?— road515
- Ummm, Mike, I can see we won't be remembered by future generations for being as great as we thought.— road515
- Mike, this ball is about as clouded as your brain after the Cowboys game.— road515
- The Magic 8 Ball says: Don't count on it.— JohnnyH
- Wanna split a U-Haul?— 2ndNlong
- "Seems neither one of us has a future here."— French Fry
- You ask why we're going? All I see is my reflection.— brentrn
- Hmm...Says here we can't blame it on #5 anymore...— ea517
- A college intern and a volunteer...
Name two people who will have the same salary as us in two weeks.— WheresMoose - You've got to remember one thing, Football is a DOG EAT DOG world.— BandwagonBob
- I'm thinking I should start working on a new career soon...think I can get a booth on the Boardwalk in Wildwood?— The Curmudgeon
- I'd tell you more but poor clock management has left me no time.— NewbieSlang
- I see the same thing you do Michael...nothing— csdrew
- I see us sharing a beach house in San Diego.— mjb
- This ball has been dropped as much as you've dropped footballs, and now look, none of us are working— csdrew
- UHHHHH - I thought this thing made soup.— barnabyjw
We really dont need this thing now do we?— Zeru- Obviously Brown didn't carry this ball...it hadn't been dropped.— HANOVARIAN
- Where did you find Andrew Bynum's bowling ball?— John Quinn
- I can't see anything past the 21st...strange— RUlaw
- I take full responsibility for this prediction. Look, I get it, ok? It's on me.— Gib
- Bad news, Mike. I ran out of places to hide this from Mr. Lurie.— Midnight Greenville
- Something's wrong with this football? Anyway, I hear Jacksonville is nice this time of year.— Chuck Wagon
- Hmm. The Mayans were only off by 9 days.— Midnight Greenville
- Answer unclear...Try again later— outta work
- Sorry Mike, no future for either of us!— Panthro2011
- "Future is murky at best..." Maybe if I change the batteries...— fcolmenarez
- "Wait a minute, Gruden is on the sideline, and Alex Smith is under center"!!— jicook
- "It says 'Cleveland or Jacksonville.' You pick first."— JosephL
- I see a pair of one-way tickets out of Philadelphia.— PKnight93
- Look into my eyes! You are getting sleepy!— Keysmark
- i dont see anything, do you? don ?
— wildgreenman - Looks like there's going to be spots available in Arizona.— LX1991
- I should've checked Mike, it says no refunds!— bentlip
- After seeing what our future has in store for us, I think we can now appreciate how Mr. Lurie felt when he said he wanted to see substantial improvement!— tklem
- I see a change of scenery in your future— shady25
- San Diego here we come!— SantaoftheSouth
- ....and an all you can eat buffet. That's all I see, time's yours.....— Logical1
- i see no roster bonus for either of us?— With all this talent who needs a real defensive coordinator 2011
- Really Donavan, I'm not very good at this! J.J. was the real wizard!— Mohave
- Mike, I’d like to introduce you to our new defensive coordinator.— RKotite
- I see the Mayans are now predicting the day after the Superbowl is end of the world for us.— RKotite
- I see a parade. But that aint Broad Street.— RKotite
- It shows yellow snow balls next home game.— RKotite
- Where’s the off button on this thing?— RKotite
- Why is it showing us in Arena League uniforms?— RKotite
- Oh no Mike, oh no!
I see us both in...
Oakland!— PhlsFan - This thing don't see any rings on my fingers either.— cjmfranchise
- Ya mike, I don't see any future for us either. Maybe this ball has a concussion.— krautmef1
- Are you going to eat that Mike?
— Brownian70 - I normally only use this for the draft.— RKotite
- I see tar......and.....feathers.....and a rail.......pitchforks.....and torches....— Capt. Underpants
- Maybe I shouldn't of cheaped out and used my bowling ball, I thought it would work just the same!— Brownian70
- Do you think we can ask for three more time-outs?— Jonuda
- I can't see a damm thing!— don369
- I can't see a damm thing!— don369
- I'm not seeing any cheesesteaks in our future, Mike.— Fly Guy
- 70% of the time it predicts pass.— RKotite
- Don’t worry. It hasn’t been right since 1960.— RKotite
- Curiously the predictions stop after December 30th.— RKotite
- To the contrary, it's actually LESS fragile than your teammates.— RKotite
- Ok. First let’s start with the injuries...— RKotite
- Hmmm. It’s showing pass plays in SD and run plays in Philly next season.— RKotite
- Reid fired. Vick cut. These things are so ambiguous. That could mean anything.— RKotite
- I’m getting a NSFW message on it.— RKotite
- I can see a RING in our future, Mike...only you and I are INSIDE of it, we're surrounded by a group of angry dawgs, and there's green blood everywhere!— 1Dukie
- edit: I can see a RING in our future, Mike...only you and I are INSIDE of it, we're surrounded by a group of rabid dawgs, and there's green blood everywhere! — 1Dukie
- No worries. It’s not even about football, it’s about cleaning houses.— RKotite
- Don't look at me. If I knew how to use this thing we'd still have jobs next season.— ho_bomb
- It’s just Buffalo real estate listings.— RKotite
- I fired the magic eight ball.— RKotite
- I hope this works better than the Ouija board I used to make all my staffing decisions.— ho_bomb
- "It's telling me to ask again later!!!!"— JamesSeitz
- I see a dream team.— ho_bomb
- I see "J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets in our future"— skybird
- So that's what it meant by "Beware the Wide Nine."— ho_bomb
- Apparently it wasn't saying "Dream Team." It was saying "Only in Your Dreams."— ho_bomb
- Apparently it wasn't saying "Dream Team." It was saying "In Your Dreams."— ho_bomb
- I thought I heard "Vick" but it was telling me "Nick."— ho_bomb
- ridiculous huh? you and me gone but phil martelli still has a job— 1stamendment
- Yep, we're gone.— denverrob
- "Oooooooh, I see a Large Steak with a side of Potatoes and gravy...oh yeah...a lot of gravy. I see a large helping of....oh wait a minute. Sorry Mike, you were wanting to know about Your future. My bad. I need to get better."— KPruitt222
- Hold on while I call Jeffrey.— Atomic Fury
- Hey Mike, I think it's finally working
Yea, Yea, Yea, it is becoming clearer now
I can see us still together, but it's weird
I think we're wearing pink nightgowns
Oh no, they're not nightgowns,
They're Pink Slips - We end our careers as Eagles...but the Mayans were right.— Flash Dad
- Everyone said we'd have a job next year if we wanted one. NOBODY mentioned it was in Canada.— tufffguy
- Don't look so worried Mike
This is my trusty Scripted Ball
She gives me the first 20 plays for each game
Never lets me down - You're right! It's the Jets! but... it's in Winnepeg!— tufffguy
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- We're both in San Diego, but you think you're still here, because you're concussed.— Mut
- I can't get a reading. Apparently it's powered by timeouts.— Mut
- "It says I have to put you in a better position to make plays, but not here in Philly"— Mike Boryla
- "This didn't help Donovan out all that much either...."— Mike Boryla
- "This is all Mr. Lurie's idea....."— Mike Boryla
- I still can't see who gave you and rest of the team FUMBLITIS...— arvind
- I thought this was going to fix our play calling..— arvind
- Mike, don't get fooled by purple.. we are not going to minnesota together..— arvind
- Only if we get this thing to sidelines on game day Mike.. We would have done a better job...— arvind
- I can't believe Its blank Mike, I take full responsibility for it.. I should have done a better job for both of us— arvind
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Balls? Who needs balls!— nc_bg - I think we want to challenge this!— justinj312
- Looks like we'll both be unemployed Mike.— pitzdidg
- "Does this turban make me look fat?"— Mike Boryla
- Jeff looks very angry in there.— rick4444
- "It says that we will have to do better and take full responsibility?!?!"— RJDE
- I see us winning the super bowl! In flag football.— rick4444
- Mike, "We're F#&$@D!!!— quazzi52
- It says the only way we can help the Eagles win is by going to Dallas!
— quazzi52 - It refuses to answer my questions.— quazzi52
- Future looks grim...but if I can do a better job we both may have work.— 5thstrretpast
- "No wonder its not working, it's a damn snow globe!!!— luge
- I see...I see you playing football..in an Eagles jersey...on Madden '13.— ena1977
- Time will be ours...— techman247
- I wonder why it's blank?— Logical1
- I've only been a customer at McDonald's, not an employee— acenorm
- It says I'm out of challenges......— Logical1
- How the hell do i know? I cant even tell my own future!— Evil Overlord
- Hmm, it only lists the names of real estate agents...hey here's a two for one rate deal.— retzlaff
- Dunno Mike, my gut is telling me Tony Luke's.— mattygabriel
- The future...yes..it is becoming more clear. A possible new job somewhere far away. A big change could be coming. Lots of uncertainty....Wait. That's my fortune!— scole9179
- Wow...We're Screwed!— ea517
- Looks like we are headed to Saskatchewan!?— kbreelak
- Does this hat make me look fat?— BleedPhilly
- It says 3rd string!— BleedPhilly
- "You mean its really a SNOW GLOBE and not a crystal ball? I'm sorry Mike, but I thought is was pretty dead on when I shake it and Santa gets burried with snow. I cannot believe I've been using this for the past 13 years!"— kbreelak
- I'm no Mayan, but it's not lookng too good.— TonyDean72
- The good news is I can see you standing behind a new line next year but the bad news is it's for unemployment— ginomcfad
- I see a fat man with a funny hat.— ho_bomb
- Your guess is as good as mine Michael.
— mikey9fingers - "Mike" you got that scary look again, I got to do a better job !!!— Delaware Doc
- FUTURE???
Sorry, we don't have one
Time's yours— Lamby - Mike, All I can see is a microphone and "Need to do a better job!"— rwkerber
- If we could bowl with this thing, we can tell evryone we hurt our knee.— rwkerber
- Unemployment?!? Didn't see that coming!— floridadan
- "Crystal Ball sez......that mediocre, unfunny Tornoe guy will be out of a job about 5 minutes after we are."— guit10
- I see hoagies and hamburgers, hot dogs and cheese steaks in my future...ummm...times yours Mike...— drantonio1
- Submission:
" I wish this thing could the past instead"
— sdeens - Submission:
"Can this thing also find Dunkin Donuts?"
— sdeens - In my immediate future I see: Cheesesteak wit, Italian hoagie, meatball sandwich, roast pork sandwich, roast beef and cheese, double chicken parm sandwich, three dozen wingys, and a extra large sausage and pepperoni pie. Oh, I'm sorry Mike. Did you want to discuss the game plan?— ANDY-IS-FAT
- I'm beginning to think this crystal ball is broken. For 14 years it's said the same thing.....Pass, pass, pass.— ANDY-IS-FAT
- Must be broken. I can't see my future here either.— TheWhizWit