NCAA Sweet 16 in a nutshell

One-liners on each of the NCAA Tournament's Sweet 16 games:

THURSDAY

East Region

Syracuse vs. Wisconsin: Local kid Rakeem Christmas getting serious run for 'Cuse lately.

Ohio State vs. Cincinnati: Mark it down. The winner of this game wins the region.

West Region

Michigan State vs. Louisville: How did Rick Pitino win a Big East Tournament and get to the Sweet 16 with this crew?

Marquette vs. Florida: Somebody tell the Marquette coach not to dress in the dark anymore.

FRIDAY

South Region

Baylor vs. Xavier: Memo to Xavier: Brady Heslip (14 threes already in the tourney) wears No. 5.

Kentucky vs. Indiana: Crowd shots are so much better when Ashley Judd is involved.

Midwest Region

North Carolina vs. Ohio: Shouldn't this be Temple playing North Carolina?

North Carolina State vs. Kansas: Shouldn't this be Drexel playing Kansas?