Tornoe's caption contest results

Last week, we asked for your best captions for this cartoon by Rob Tornoe. Now, it's time to find out who came on top.

Your winner, courtesy of shmu65.

Here are the runner-ups:

"Ticket prices will be going up again."
— grtm

"He hits harder than the whole Eagles defense!"

"You should see him bowl..."
— Mike Boryla