Tornoe's caption contest results

On Monday, we asked for your best captions for this Phillies cartoon by Rob Tornoe. Now, it's time to find out who came on top.

Your winner, courtesy of MRuberton.

Here are the runner-ups:

"The steroid era was a hell of a lot more interesting than the Ambien era."
— Jesse C.

 "Cole must be pitching tonight."
— brianth13

"This should wake him up..."
— baustin4721