Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Terrible Phillies cartoon caption contest winners

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon. Obviously, there were a LOT of Viagra suggestions, and some were a bit too graphic for our family web site. Congrats to @TheIdleRich (whom many of you will recognize as Daily News sports columnist Rich Hoffman), who came up with the winning caption, posted above.

Terrible Phillies cartoon caption contest winners

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon. Obviously, there were a LOT of Viagra suggestions, and some were a bit too graphic for our family web site. Congrats to @TheIdleRich (whom many of you will recognize as Daily News sports columnist Rich Hoffman), who came up with the winning caption, posted above.  

Here are the runner-ups:

“Not even Viagra can save the Phillies "wooden" bats!” – Stewbaca

“Just watch, it's like magic. Those zzz's turn into k’s.” – csdrew

“He won't get to "first base" with a bat like that.” – po201566

And award for the most bizarre entry goes to @ZooWithRoy: 

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