Ruben Amaro cartoon caption contest winner

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Ruben Amaro cartoon. Congrats to Schmidty, who came up with the winning caption, posted above

Here are the runner-ups:

"It's the strangest thing, he always insists on paying higher than the listed price." — ChrisRN

“I can't believe he gave that cart a third guaranteed year.” — Bxe1234

“I'd feel better if he wasn't whistling the theme song to "Titanic." — CrustyMacD