Rob Tornoe's caption contest results

Earlier this week, Rob Tornoe's latest cartoon was posted, in need of a reader-inspired punchline.

Here are the runner-ups:

"The NFL has approved its use, but only if you quote the Bible!" — cooperhawk

"It's made from biodegradable waste - like our secondary." — sgstroup

"Now I just need to figure out how to spray this on the offensive line!" — tklem

And your winner, courtesy of ChalupaBaman: