Earlier this week, Rob Tornoe's latest cartoon was posted, in need of a reader-inspired punchline.
Here are the runner-ups:
"The NFL has approved its use, but only if you quote the Bible!" — cooperhawk
"It's made from biodegradable waste - like our secondary." — sgstroup
"Now I just need to figure out how to spray this on the offensive line!" — tklem
And your winner, courtesy of ChalupaBaman: