Rob Tornoe's caption contest winner

It is time once again to reveal the winners of Rob Tornoe's caption contest.

First, the runner-ups:

Which one of these guys can I get to play quarterback? — dfoster126

Why do they call them free agents? These guys are going to cost me a fortune. — scottie_mo

This sort of thing was so much easier when I had boosters. — Jordan Rickards

And your winner, Joe Santiago: