It's a rough time to be a Philadelphia sports fan. The Phillies stink. So do the Union. The Sixers won't be good for years, while the Flyers seem stuck in a perpetual mediocrity machine.
Will things ever get better?
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday.
Check out previous winners here.